why don't mommies get paid??

how does this not deserve a paycheck?

sixteen: the number of diapers i changed in 8 hours
seven: the amount of #2's in said diapers
three: the number of kids whose diapers were changed
two: the number of times that i was puked on yesterday by two of the three kids
zero: length of the much needed, highly anticipated nap that i so wanted but did not get

yesterday was a bit rough. it seems like all the young butts in our household were having some issues. luckily today the poop count is at zero and so far (knock on wood) i haven't been thrown up on. i'm hoping that whatever they were all hit with was a 24 hour thing cause mama needs a break!